January 2012
8 posts
A Much-Needed Update
I finally have some down time at work so I figured now would be a good time to get some writing done. Geez it’s been quite awhile since I’ve written anything here.
Where to start? Winter break? I traveled to New Orleans for a 2-week stay at the girlfriend’s house. New Orleans was, simply put, a gorgeous city with so much to offer, from it’s beautiful French-inspired...
Your Problem Isn't Motivation →
I need to start blogging again.
2010 Darwin Award Winner
Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when...
December 2011
11 posts
Brothers seek a way up and out →
If you have some time, I definitely recommend reading this article.
Crime-Sourcing: Craigslisting Unwitting Decoys for... →
Damn, sounds like something straight out of a movie.
Without the 1st Amendment, there are no movements for abolition, women’s suffrage, civil rights, LGBT rights, and so much more #freetotweet
Not A Starving Artist: 50 Reasons not to Date a... →
notastarvinartist:
Was inspired to write one of these hehe.
They rather hold their bulky camera, than hold hands with you.
On a romantic date, you’ll watch the sun go down and think “Wow this is gorgeous” and they’ll go “mirror lock, tripod, and stop down f/8 at 1/125.”
You’ll never be able to enjoy tv, movies, or magazines because they’ll point out all the visual flaws.
They like to sit...
year is 2392
Child: Mommy I can't sleep.
Mother: Don't worry child. Lay down as I sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations.
Mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME.
November 2011
4 posts
My Thought Process
On Friday: Okay, you have a lot of homework to do this weekend so you'd better split it up evenly each day. That way you'll get the hard stuff out of the way and you'll be able to relax on Sunday and not worry too much about the coming week. It's really important that you do this stuff and not fuck around, just sit down and power through it. It's going to work out really well and you'll feel really accomplished and you should just really take initiative because honestly if you don't you're going to get super overwhelmed and then you'll end up stressing on Sunday night and not getting any sleep and then you'll be tired during school and it really is just a vicious circle so, come on, you got this, you can do this.
On Sunday night: Well, fuck.
Remembrance
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/UPenn-Student-Marathon-Death-Stuns-Community-Jeffery-Lee-134273448.html
I lost a great friend yesterday. The news of Jeffrey Lee’s passing was a complete shock, an out-of-nowhere occurrence that caused the walls of sensibility to come crashing down. I’ve had trouble coming to terms with this; today at work, I spent the entire time just sitting...
63 Reasons Why Bradley Cooper Definitely Isn't the... →
hahaha wow.
How To Fall Asleep
fakescience:
It’s gonna be a long night…
October 2011
10 posts
Quick Tip on Deveining Shrimp
Read this today on Saveur.
Here’s a foolproof (but little-known) way to devein a raw shrimp without removing its shell or cutting into it. Insert a toothpick between the two middle shell segments. Slide the tip of the toothpick just underneath the vein (which is actually the shrimp’s digestive tube) and lift slowly. Unless it’s broken, the entire vein will emerge in a single...
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classyfoodmofo: 5 signs you are a culinary dumbass →
classyfoodmofo:
1.) You add oil to the water when you boil pasta. People add oil to pasta water thinking it will keep the pasta from sticking. They think this because they are morons whose time would be better spent sitting on their couches, watching Jersey Shore reruns and drooling slightly. You know the thing about oil and water? They don’t fucking mix.So when you add it to a pot of...
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September 2011
6 posts
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What does it mean?
Recently, I curiously looked at some of my old Tumblr/Blogger posts, and my search returned quite vague responses, some shit like “JUDGMENT DAY - tomorrow reveals whether my persistence stands the test of time, a moment of triumph to be revered for years to come.”
What does that even mean.
I need to be a little more unambiguous when I write about significant events in my life. Also,...
August 2011
7 posts
Back on Tumblr after a week
and there’s about 80 pages of new posts on my Dashboard.
Yeah I’m not even going to bother.
D-Day
Taking the MCAT in a week. I know I spent the better part of the last 3 months locked in Leavey, but wow, August 12 is creeping up on me much quicker than anticipated.
ughjfiaojfioajhgoiajioa
will begin writing foreal again as soon as this is over
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July 2011
37 posts
